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Bank Robbing

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'

The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this

bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'


Moral - When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT!

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Wagon

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn in the road. The farmer who lived nearby came to see what had happened. " hey boy " , he called out, " forget your trouble for a moment and come on in and have dinner with us. Then i will help you get the wagon up." 

" that is very nice of you", the boy answered , "But i don't think Pa would like me to do it." 

"Oh, come on, son," the farmer insisted. "Well, okey," the boy finally agreed. "But pa won't like it." After a hearty dinner , the boy thanked his host. " I feel a lot better now , but i know pa is going to be upset." 

" I don't think so," said the neighbour . " By the way, Where is your pa?" 

" He is under the wagon."

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